What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?  North Polish.

What kind of bird can write? A PENguin.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in an elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??
Santa of course, the other two don't exist!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.